Valve Sponsors Long-Delayed Giraffe Birth

Harpursville, NY – April the giraffe’s long-overdue birth has drawn a lot of attention, including from sponsors. The latest to support the wait is Half-Life publisher, Valve.

President of Valve, Gabe Newell, said, “We know it can be difficult for fans to wait so long for something with huge expectations. But April the giraffe needs time to develop the best product she can, and we at Valve want to support her.”

“We are in talks with the park owners about naming the baby giraffe Left For Dead 3.”

As of this morning, a Half-Life 3 logo could be seen prominently on the live camera feed.


Written by C.W. Briar

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