Cobra Commander Celebrates Election 2016

Cobra HQ – During a post-election party, Cobra Commander gave a congratulation speech to all operatives on a job well done in the 2016 American election.

“You have outdone yourselves in this stellar effort. America, and the world at large, is seeded with so much discord, they’re practically bursting at the seams. I want to especially thank our candidates on dividing the citizens, but everyone in the Cobra organization deserves a round of applause.”

Poll results are still coming in, but Cobra Command claims an unprecedented level of mayhem was caused. The success may well stretch beyond the next four years and into the election cycle of their next hand-chosen candidates.

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