Left Shark Arrested At Super Bowl

Perhaps the biggest hit of Sunday night occurred off the field.

During halftime of the Super Bowl, while Coldplay was playing Viva La Vida, police intercepted Left Shark as he tried to slip through a security gate. The officers resorted to tackling and tazing the dancing fish.

Left Shark rose to notoriety during last year’s Super Bowl when he stole the show from performer Katy Perry. Police are not officially confirming details or his motive for breaking into the game. However, an anonymous source claims they suspect Left Shark wanted to similarly upstage this year’s performers.

Snitch Weekly will provide updates as details are made known.

 

Written by C.W. Briar

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